Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/sessions' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: SELECT u.*, s.* FROM users u INNER JOIN sessions s ON u.uid = s.uid WHERE s.sid = 'urhgpr0km7thm2mvl3ic3sgjq5' in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_page' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_page WHERE cid = 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/3165' in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:242:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_menu WHERE cid = 'links:navigation:page-cid:nashrah/3165:1'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:26;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/3165', '', '216.73.217.94', 1777449814) in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:261:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_menu WHERE cid = 'links:navigation:tree-data:e43d1ad68987fb1f78e49a63c39b7caf'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:26;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/3165', '', '216.73.217.94', 1777449814) in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:244764:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: UPDATE cache_menu SET data = 'a:2:{s:4:\\"tree\\";a:106:{i:1;a:2:{s:4:\\"link\\";a:37:{s:14:\\"load_functions\\";s:0:\\"\\";s:16:\\"to_arg_functions\\";s:0:\\"\\";s:15:\\"access_callback\\";s:1:\\"1\\";s:16:\\"access_arguments\\";s:6:\\"a:0:{}\\";s:13:\\"page_callback\\";s:17:\\& in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:351:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: UPDATE cache_menu SET data = 'links:navigation:tree-data:e43d1ad68987fb1f78e49a63c39b7caf', created = 1777449815, expire = 0, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = 'links:navigation:page-cid:nashrah/3165:1'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:109;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/3165', '', ' in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:245:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_menu WHERE cid = 'links:primary-links:page-cid:nashrah/3165:1'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:26;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/3165', '', '216.73.217.94', 1777449815) in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:264:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_menu WHERE cid = 'links:primary-links:tree-data:5d6d3aaaaef5fba302ce62698fa37bbe'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:26;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/3165', '', '216.73.217.94', 1777449815) in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:385:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: UPDATE cache_menu SET data = 'a:2:{s:4:\\"tree\\";a:0:{}s:10:\\"node_links\\";a:0:{}}', created = 1777449815, expire = 0, headers = '', serialized = 1 WHERE cid = 'links:primary-links:tree-data:5d6d3aaaaef5fba302ce62698fa37bbe'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:109;}', 3, '', 'https://www.is in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:357:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: UPDATE cache_menu SET data = 'links:primary-links:tree-data:5d6d3aaaaef5fba302ce62698fa37bbe', created = 1777449815, expire = 0, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = 'links:primary-links:page-cid:nashrah/3165:1'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:109;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/3165', '', in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:247:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_menu WHERE cid = 'links:secondary-links:page-cid:nashrah/3165:1'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:26;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/3165', '', '216.73.217.94', 1777449815) in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:266:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_menu WHERE cid = 'links:secondary-links:tree-data:5d6d3aaaaef5fba302ce62698fa37bbe'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:26;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/3165', '', '216.73.217.94', 1777449815) in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:387:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: UPDATE cache_menu SET data = 'a:2:{s:4:\\"tree\\";a:0:{}s:10:\\"node_links\\";a:0:{}}', created = 1777449815, expire = 0, headers = '', serialized = 1 WHERE cid = 'links:secondary-links:tree-data:5d6d3aaaaef5fba302ce62698fa37bbe'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:109;}', 3, '', 'https://www. in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:361:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: UPDATE cache_menu SET data = 'links:secondary-links:tree-data:5d6d3aaaaef5fba302ce62698fa37bbe', created = 1777449815, expire = 0, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = 'links:secondary-links:page-cid:nashrah/3165:1'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:109;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/3165', ' in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136
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كانَ جحا يملكُ دارًا، وأرادَ أن يبيعها دونَ أن يُفرّط فيها تمامًا ويُحرمَ من دخولها أبدًا، فاشترط على المشتري أن يترُك المسمارَ الموجودَ في الحائِطِ داخلَ الدَّارِ ولا ينزعَهُ.
فوافقَ المشتري دونَ أن يلحظَ الغرضَ الخفيَّ من وراءِ هذا الشّرطِ، وبعد أيامٍ ذهبَ جحا لجارِهِ ودقَّ عليه البابَ، فلمّا سألهُ جارُهُ عن سببِ الزِّيارةِ أجابَ: جِئت لأطمئنَّ على مسماري!.
فرحبَ بِهِ الرّجلُ، وأجلسهُ، وأطعمهُ. لكنَّ الزيارة طالت، وعانى الرّجل حرجًا من طولِ وجودِ جحا. لكنّهُ فوجِئ بما هو أشدّ، إذ خلعَ جحا جبتهُ وفرشها على الأرضِ وتهيأ للنّومِ، فلم يطق المشتري صبرًا، وسأله: ماذا تنوي أن تفعلَ ؟!، فأجابَ بهدوء: سأنامُ في ظلِّ مسماري، وظلَّ جحا يذهبُ يوميًّا للرّجل بحجّةِ مسمارهِ العزيز، وكان يتعمد الذهاب أوقاتَ الطّعامِ ليشارِكَ الرّجلَ في طعامهِ، فلم يستطع الرّجلُ الاستمرارَ على هذا الوضع، وتركَ لجحا الدّارَ بالمسمار وهرب!! 


Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:3886:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/sessions' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: UPDATE sessions SET uid = 0, cache = 0, hostname = '216.73.217.94', session = 'messages|a:1:{s:5:\\"error\\";a:8:{i:0;s:320:\\"user warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\\nquery: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_menu WHERE cid = 'links:primary-links:page-cid:nashrah/3165:1' in /home/islamic in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136