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Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:244764:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: UPDATE cache_menu SET data = 'a:2:{s:4:\\"tree\\";a:106:{i:1;a:2:{s:4:\\"link\\";a:37:{s:14:\\"load_functions\\";s:0:\\"\\";s:16:\\"to_arg_functions\\";s:0:\\"\\";s:15:\\"access_callback\\";s:1:\\"1\\";s:16:\\"access_arguments\\";s:6:\\"a:0:{}\\";s:13:\\"page_callback\\";s:17:\\& in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:351:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: UPDATE cache_menu SET data = 'links:navigation:tree-data:e43d1ad68987fb1f78e49a63c39b7caf', created = 1777318577, expire = 0, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = 'links:navigation:page-cid:nashrah/2856:1'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:109;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/2856', '', ' in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:245:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_menu WHERE cid = 'links:primary-links:page-cid:nashrah/2856:1'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:26;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/2856', '', '216.73.216.196', 1777318577) in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:264:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_menu WHERE cid = 'links:primary-links:tree-data:5d6d3aaaaef5fba302ce62698fa37bbe'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:26;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/2856', '', '216.73.216.196', 1777318577) in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

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Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:357:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: UPDATE cache_menu SET data = 'links:primary-links:tree-data:5d6d3aaaaef5fba302ce62698fa37bbe', created = 1777318577, expire = 0, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = 'links:primary-links:page-cid:nashrah/2856:1'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:109;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/2856', '', in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

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Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:266:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_menu WHERE cid = 'links:secondary-links:tree-data:5d6d3aaaaef5fba302ce62698fa37bbe'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:26;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/2856', '', '216.73.216.196', 1777318577) in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:387:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: UPDATE cache_menu SET data = 'a:2:{s:4:\\"tree\\";a:0:{}s:10:\\"node_links\\";a:0:{}}', created = 1777318577, expire = 0, headers = '', serialized = 1 WHERE cid = 'links:secondary-links:tree-data:5d6d3aaaaef5fba302ce62698fa37bbe'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:109;}', 3, '', 'https://www. in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136

Warning: Table './islamics_hiahnew/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:361:\"Table './islamics_hiahnew/cache_menu' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: UPDATE cache_menu SET data = 'links:secondary-links:tree-data:5d6d3aaaaef5fba302ce62698fa37bbe', created = 1777318577, expire = 0, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = 'links:secondary-links:page-cid:nashrah/2856:1'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:45:\"/home/islamics/public_html/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:109;}', 3, '', 'https://www.islamicsham.org/nashrah/2856', ' in /home/islamics/public_html/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 136
جحا و إوزةُ الحاكمِ | هيئة الشام الإسلامية
الاثنين 10 ذو القعدة 1447 هـ الموافق 27 أبريل 2026 م
الصفحة الرئيسية » مجلة نور الشام
جحا و إوزةُ الحاكمِ
الأحد 11 جمادى الآخر 1437 هـ الموافق 20 مارس 2016 م
عدد الزيارات :

 

جحا و إوزةُ الحاكمِ
يحكى أنَّ جحا في أحدِ الأيامِ وعدَ حاكمَ بلدتِهِ أن يذيقَهُ إوزةً من طهي زوجتِهِ ، وقرّرَ أن يفي بوعدِهِ ، فأوصى زوجتهُ أن تُعِدَّ أكبرَ إوزةٍ عندَهُم، وتحسِنَ طهيَها وتحميرَها ، لعلّهُ يحظى على منحةٍ من الحاكمِ ، وبعد أن أنهتِ الزوجةُ إعدادَ الإوزةِ ،حمَلَهَا إلى قصرِ الحاكمِ ، وفي الطّريقِ جاعَ جحا، وكانت رائحةُ الإوزةِ تسيلُ اللُّعابَ، فلم يستطع المقاومةَ وأكلَ أحدَ فخذي الإوزةِ . وعندما وصلَ إلى القصرِ ، وقدّمها بين يدي الحاكِمِ ، قالَ له الحاكمُ  منزعجاً : ما هذا يا جحا ؟! أين رجلُ الإوزةِ الثّانية ؟!
فقالَ لهُ جُحا : كُلُّ الِإوزِّ في بلدتِنا برجلٍ واحدةٍ ، وإن لم تصدّقني فتعالَ وانظر من نافذةِ القصرِ إلى الإوزِّ الذي على شاطئِ البحيرةِ. فنظرَ فإذا سربُ الإوزِّ قائمٌ على رجلٍ واحدةٍ كعادة الإوز في وقتِ الرّاحةِ .
فأرسلَ الملكُ أحدَ الجنودِ إلى سربِ الإوزِّ ، وهو يحملُ العصا ، ففزعَ الإوزُّ وجرى إلى الماءِ على رِجليهِ .
فقالَ الحاكِمُ : ما قولُك الآن ؟
فقالَ جُحا : لو هجمَ أحدٌ على إنسانٍ بهذه العصا لجرى على أربعٍ.. فما بالك بالإوزِّ ؟


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